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So under @JaneB's instructions to lighten up:

The wife just called and said that if I wasn't home in 10 minutes, she'd give the dinner to the dog..........................................had to rush back double quick, poor dog's done nothing to deserve that!

My masseuse has just been sacked ..................... must have rubbed too many people up the wrong way!

There's plenty more that bad.......... might want to re-vist that lighten up comment and just let us be tetchy with each other 😉

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39 minutes ago, Ham said:

Just spent £300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. 

Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

Ham..that is disgraceful...go to your room!

You are ALL "very naughty boys",,there is no place for humour or disgraceful puns on this serious Forum..whatever next!

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@JaneB....why the confused thingy?....only trying to bring a more sensible and sober view point to the issues...THEY are a very unruly bunch!..Puns and jokes ? Disgraceful.

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What did Spartacus say when a lion ate his wife?

Nothing at all……………he was just gladiator!

 

Is your wife dissatisfied with your body?

A tiny part of you says maybe.

 

Why did the cows return to the field with marijuana growing in it?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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I hear there was a reason for Enzo Fernández's lack lustre display yesterday, he'd had to get rid of the families pet tortoise.........................f*****g thing kept running away and he couldn't catch it!

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