Blue Moon Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Girl walks into a bar and asks for a Double Entendre, so the barman gave her one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneB Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Against my better judgement....... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 How do get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 2 hours ago, chrisb said: How do get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon! 🙈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
east lower Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 (edited) So under @JaneB's instructions to lighten up: The wife just called and said that if I wasn't home in 10 minutes, she'd give the dinner to the dog..........................................had to rush back double quick, poor dog's done nothing to deserve that! My masseuse has just been sacked ..................... must have rubbed too many people up the wrong way! There's plenty more that bad.......... might want to re-vist that lighten up comment and just let us be tetchy with each other 😉 Edited August 17 by east lower 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor last night. At first I was afraid, I was petrified! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Kelly Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 I went out for a succulent chinese meal last night When I told the waiter the chicken was rubbery he said *thanks very much ". 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
east lower Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 A dung beetle walked into a bar and asked the bar tender................. is that stool taken? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ham Posted August 17 Popular Post Share Posted August 17 Just spent £300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chara Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Ham said: Just spent £300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it. Ham..that is disgraceful...go to your room! You are ALL "very naughty boys",,there is no place for humour or disgraceful puns on this serious Forum..whatever next! Edited August 17 by chara 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chara Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 (edited) @JaneB....why the confused thingy?....only trying to bring a more sensible and sober view point to the issues...THEY are a very unruly bunch!..Puns and jokes ? Disgraceful. Edited August 17 by chara 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
east lower Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 What did Spartacus say when a lion ate his wife? Nothing at all……………he was just gladiator! Is your wife dissatisfied with your body? A tiny part of you says maybe. Why did the cows return to the field with marijuana growing in it? It was the pot calling the cattle back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 What did the cow win an award for? Being out standing in her field. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
east lower Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 I hear there was a reason for Enzo Fernández's lack lustre display yesterday, he'd had to get rid of the families pet tortoise.........................f*****g thing kept running away and he couldn't catch it! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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