chrisb

Just now, chrisb said:

What do other PL clubs think?

Liverpool are among the clubs that would not support scrapping VAR, Sky Sports News understands.

Hold the back page! The club that has benefited the most from VAR decisions doesn’t want it scrapped.
Well f*ck me with a fish fork, I am surprised.

Liverpool are among the clubs that would not support scrapping VAR, Sky Sports News understands.

I’m sure Jimmy Sommerville’s brother will clear up all the ambiguity on Ref Watch.

@Morgs, your account’s been hacked mate. Tell the admins they’ll sort it. 👍

27 minutes ago, east lower said:

Glad to be at our game and miss the nausea inducing Klopp/Scouse love in.

Lovely photo of the Northern Lights below, as witnessed on Merseyside 

That couldn’t have been Merseyside, it’s still got it’s wheels on.

I’m based at Ipswich train station so I’m not looking forward to when I’m at work for their home games next season! It’s been completely mad here since Saturday morning!

Managed to catch the last 35 minutes after work so only saw 1 goal out of the 5! I did manage to catch all the highlights after the match though. The commentary team were saying that although they’d hit the bar twice the score line was still very much fair on balance of play. West Ham looked more like the team that had played Thursday night than we did, couldn’t believe the energy and running we were doing even in the 80th minute. 
Great performance and a great result that was well deserved.

17 hours ago, blueboy1905 said:

Is it a Butt Plug ??

If it is then hopefully Spitty Carragher might use one. That would then keep him quiet.

10 hours ago, Blue Moon said:

Is that how you gained your … ahem …. affliction …, @chrisb?

Not me your honour! Had an acquaintance some years back who “dated” her for a couple of months and said that she was very “athletic in the bedroom department”!

1 hour ago, Mark Kelly said:

And she can touch her ears with her ankles (allegedly) 

Trust me, it’s true!

I’m for Forest too. Not fussed about Burnley one way or the other. Luton, well it’s Luton isn’t it!

I can see us becoming a Notts Forrest in the not too distant future, former European Champions yo-yoing between divisions!

15 hours ago, chara said:

So....Burnley, Luton and Forest.... one to survive with Forest having a slim advantage....sympathies are with all the fans involved...it truly is the hope that kills you for the two out of three....shudder...been there.

Indeed, but remember the wild celebrations on the last day of the season when we survived by the skin of our teeth!

Why? Just why? That is wrong on so many levels.

5 minutes ago, Sciatika said:

Having a few Spuds sent off for wild challenges in today's NLD would help. 

Only if they’re 8-0 up at the time. Can’t stomach the thought of those utter ar*eholes in red winning anything let alone the PL.

30 minutes ago, Chelsea_Matt said:

Mr K 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I bet Jurgen’s dentist will be gutted in the summer 🤣🤣🤣

Nah, you can bet Mr Slot will be sporting a perfect gleaming set of Hampsteads within a month of being there.

11 minutes ago, Chelsea_Matt said:

We may be in a bad place but they also have a rebuild to do.

 

They have the Slot machine coming in to try to do it.

Nice to see Salah giving ol’ Klippety some shit on the touchline today too, this St Jurgen of Merseyside farewell tour is slowly falling apart thankfully.

1 minute ago, NoblyBobly said:

What do you know Spotty Dick?? 

Well I know it wasn’t chocolate custard!

1 hour ago, JaneB said:

What a revelation @chrisb has been.  I'll never be able to 'look at' him in the same way again 😱

I quote John Merrick here…”I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!”

And I still think Villa will win. 🙄

@Max Fowler, this may come as a bit of a surprise so I hope you’re sitting down…

I totally agree with your last post. 

1 minute ago, Max Fowler said:

And I agree that he wasn't consistent enough, but I don't agree he was as bad as people say. I have heard comments like "he was garbage for three years". That's clearly not the case. He was a big part of peak Tuchel and even if not prolific G/A wise, he was a massive part of how we played.

Again - I don't even know how we got back onto Havertz. 1) I had let it go but Kev brought it back up 2) I am much more interested in generally talking about the attitude towards our former achievements, which goes beyond Havertz.

Again I can’t think of anyone having an attitude towards our past achievements. As a Chelsea fan of many years standing with nothing really to celebrate (apart from the Zenith Data cup in 88/89) I’m absolutely thrilled by everything we’ve won over the last 20 or so years, things we could only dream about in the dark old days.

 I honestly think that you maybe read too much into peoples opinions and think that everybody’s against you, we’re not! 
I thought Frode Grodas was a good keeper but I’m sure others thought he was crap, that’s how it is. I’m not going to press the issue as it’s just my opinion and I don’t need or want everyone else to agree with me.

2 minutes ago, NoblyBobly said:

It didn’t sound like he kept his trousers on for pretty much anything! 

It was medically proven that I had a naturally cloth repellent body.

4 minutes ago, Max Fowler said:

IMO if a player scores the winning goal in the CL we should practically every sentence we talk about him be saying. I am forever grateful for Kai for scoring THAT goal - he never fulfilled his potential though etc.

I quibble with sentences like "If he hadn't scored that goal he wouldn't have done nothing." But he did!

Also - I was literally debating with someone earlier who basically argued we got lucky to beat City and it didn't really count because it was behind closed doors. How is that not playing down our achievements?

Nobody is saying that they’re not grateful for him scoring that goal just that he wasn’t that good, that’s all.

2 minutes ago, NoblyBobly said:

The problem with this argument now Chris is that I can’t take anything you say seriously anymore with that new avatar. 

You only have yourself to blame for that! 😉

2 minutes ago, NoblyBobly said:

One small prick deserves another

Jesus NB, I’m 5’ 10”! 
 

The prick bit’s about right though.

3 minutes ago, Max Fowler said:

I don't care what Enzo did for Argentina. I am talking about not constantly playing down our REAL achievements and slandering the people who contributed to them.

I don’t think anyone is really slandering our achievements but just pointing out that although Havertz scored the winning goal in the CL final he just wasn’t that good for us. Apart from that one moment Havertz on the whole failed to impress in my opinion.