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This little chap is Diego and will be coming back to his new house in Essex at the beginning of October. He will be joining Pedro who we rescued from Spain 2 years ago, Jeffrey, Villanelle and Lilly. 5 black cats, god help us!

You lot have been to some amazing places! I got to see some amazing places too but mostly the locals either wanted to kill me or rob me!

That must mean my wife is up there with Einstein!

I picked peas with my older brother when I was about 9 and you were paid by the bag. The bag was as tall as I was at that age! Joined the army when I was 16 and then learned exactly what being tired was actually like!

Once they did I was like a hummingbird on speed!

True. If they had I’d have gone home alone every time.

Or both of them and Sancho and Duran and Calvert-Lewin.

If that’s aimed at me it’s categorically wrong. I always went for the old or infirm ones who had no chance of outrunning me. 😉

But still couldn’t wipe their own arses!

We won’t win this competition. There, I said it.

In hindsight mate I’m glad I didn’t have to watch it!

Not sure whether that’s a good thing or not…

It’s squeaky bum time!

Maybe not…..

Madueke!! What a goal! I’m practicing for later.