chrisb

Not me your honour! Had an acquaintance some years back who “dated” her for a couple of months and said that she was very “athletic in the bedroom department”!

Trust me, it’s true!

I’m for Forest too. Not fussed about Burnley one way or the other. Luton, well it’s Luton isn’t it! I can see us becoming a Notts Forrest in the not too distant future, former European Champions yo-yoing between divisions!

Indeed, but remember the wild celebrations on the last day of the season when we survived by the skin of our teeth!

Why? Just why? That is wrong on so many levels.

Only if they’re 8-0 up at the time. Can’t stomach the thought of those utter ar*eholes in red winning anything let alone the PL.

Nah, you can bet Mr Slot will be sporting a perfect gleaming set of Hampsteads within a month of being there.

They have the Slot machine coming in to try to do it. Nice to see Salah giving ol’ Klippety some shit on the touchline today too, this St Jurgen of Merseyside farewell tour is slowly falling apart thankfully.

Well I know it wasn’t chocolate custard!

I quote John Merrick here…”I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!” And I still think Villa will win. 🙄

@Max Fowler, this may come as a bit of a surprise so I hope you’re sitting down… I totally agree with your last post.

Again I can’t think of anyone having an attitude towards our past achievements. As a Chelsea fan of many years standing with nothing really to celebrate (apart from the Zenith Data cup in 88/89) I’m absolutely thrilled by everything we’ve won over the last 20 or so years, things we could only dream about in the dark old days. I honestly think that you maybe read too much into peoples opinions and think that everybody’s against you, we’re not! I thought Frode Grodas was a good keeper but I’m sure others thought he was crap, that’s how it is. I’m not going to press the issue as it’s just my opinion and I don’t need or want everyone else to agree with me.

It was medically proven that I had a naturally cloth repellent body.

Nobody is saying that they’re not grateful for him scoring that goal just that he wasn’t that good, that’s all.

You only have yourself to blame for that! 😉

Jesus NB, I’m 5’ 10”! The prick bit’s about right though.

I don’t think anyone is really slandering our achievements but just pointing out that although Havertz scored the winning goal in the CL final he just wasn’t that good for us. Apart from that one moment Havertz on the whole failed to impress in my opinion.

Very sorry EL, I’m 100% sure it wasn’t though!

Surely as the manager/coach it is very much your responsibility for motivating the team or have these (to quote Green Day) American idiots created a “Motivational and General Welfare Department” which uses algorithms and data to see if players are happy?

It could have been chocolate custard! 😂

I never asked! 😂

I believe they did on the hands etc as it got rid of them straight away but on the *ahem* more delicate areas they used a brown coloured liquid which required a few applications before they disappeared. Hope that helps mate! 👍

Ta-da!!

After the way this match thread unraveled she’s probably locked herself in a cupboard!

It was over 30 years ago and I’m not the shy retiring type! Cleared up after a couple of treatments and I’d like to say it made me a tad more sensible….but 😁 Anyhow, think Villa will win comfortably with Watkins getting a hat-trick.