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chrisb

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  1. Very sorry EL, I’m 100% sure it wasn’t though!
  2. Surely as the manager/coach it is very much your responsibility for motivating the team or have these (to quote Green Day) American idiots created a “Motivational and General Welfare Department” which uses algorithms and data to see if players are happy?
  3. It could have been chocolate custard! 😂
  4. I believe they did on the hands etc as it got rid of them straight away but on the *ahem* more delicate areas they used a brown coloured liquid which required a few applications before they disappeared. Hope that helps mate! 👍
  5. After the way this match thread unraveled she’s probably locked herself in a cupboard!
  6. It was over 30 years ago and I’m not the shy retiring type! Cleared up after a couple of treatments and I’d like to say it made me a tad more sensible….but 😁 Anyhow, think Villa will win comfortably with Watkins getting a hat-trick.
  7. Let’s just say that in my younger days I struggled to “keep it in my pants”, used to feel like it was going out on a Friday/Saturday night and I just had to tag along as I was attached. 😂
  8. @Max Fowler, don’t get too fixated on other peoples opinions and thoughts as they are theirs and theirs alone. Other people may agree with them but if you don’t then that’s fine. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink and if you try to force it you’ll probably get kicked square in the plums. In other words just stick to your opinion but don’t keep trying to tell others that they’re wrong, it just doesn’t work! Most of us “older folk” on here can’t remember getting up this morning let alone anything beyond yesterday. Oh, and Havertz was shit and I miss him about as much as the genital warts I had when I was young! 😁
  9. We also have Omari Hutchinson who’s been playing very well as an AM/W in a promotion chasing Ipswich team.
  10. Havertz is an enigma. He was touted as a generational talent but has so far failed to deliver. Does anyone actually know what his best position is? He just seems to drift around the periphery of games occasionally popping up with a goal or an assist but in general the game seems to just pass him by. I can honestly say I don’t miss him and think that the £65m we got for him was damn good business.
  11. I heard it was them that told him to drop Trev and Thiago on Tuesday…
  12. Only been once and that was back in 2008. Was almost arrested due to an elderly couple with a pool view balcony and insomnia not enjoying the sight of the Royal Engineers naked synchronized swimming team having a drunken 5am practice. I still can’t understand why.
  13. Absolutely. I can only see us managing to grasp a defeat from the jaws of a defeat.
  14. So after sleeping on it I still can’t work out why Poch made substitutions in the 2nd minute of 5 added on when facing a free kick. Why bring on two players (one of which hasn’t played much at all) who weren’t up to match speed? I’m sure those still on the pitch could’ve lasted another 3 minutes. I’m still not convinced that McBurnie was onside as he looked off from the replay and we never got to see the VAR review.
  15. I’m not saying that Emery is a top coach but he seems to be doing pretty well with a squad that is no better than ours.
  16. Yep, Eurostar do some good deals and I’m sure this squad would enjoy Disneyland since most of the tw*ts seem to be frolicking there instead of concentrating on the game.
  17. Petrovich redeemed himself there, great save.
  18. More than go under it that’s for certain!
  19. Not sure and I don’t want to incriminate myself! 👀
  20. I think Madueke has slept with this ref’s wife.
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