Mark Kelly

He was no Stevie was he?

Any articles the media is writing about our transfer dealings may as well be read in the voice of Vicky Pollard , "yeah but no but" , my mate Tracy says she heard Mudryk call Snoop dog the N word

Yes , one of them is Graham Potter. Lucky that.

I'd bet playing for someone like Besiktas or Fenerbahce would be really exciting

Bit light on the left wing but I suppose Mount can help out there , or Hall for that matter .

Enzo , welcome , a word of caution , every officious little berk in black will make it his mandate to send you off for a fraction of the offences that the opposition make on you , please be aware .

Where did all those people come from seeing as we traditionally had three supporters?

Absolutely , I hope he gets his move , it hasn't worked here for whatever reason but theres a quality player there somewhere.

Imagine what his face looks like now.

As I said in a different thread , the fee for Enzo works out as £13m more than United paid for Paul Pogba. Pogba by any metric was an absolute disaster for United from start to finish.

To put things in perspective , Enzo has cost us £13m more than United paid for Pogba . I'm confident Enzo will prove a better buy in comparison.

Can see us struggling to field eleven players in this. Lol. A must win game if ever there was .

The FA are saying he was in the back of Mudryks car and also gets a ban .

City apparently

Yes I suppose so but it's just made things easier for them once Xhaka gets injured or banned and others are unavailable. Plus in signing him one of their no mark midfielders has gone on loan to Palace .

Jorginho to Arsenal done . Personally I wouldn't sell Arteta the steam off my p*ss so I'm a bit annoyed .

Apparently Widdeburn is a lifelong City fan so I disparaged him earlier . Still , Arsenal are City Lite so no wonder he loves them.

I suppose Shaktar can afford it .

Jorginho quickly morphing into Messi with every Arsenal supporting pundits opinion.

I wonder what he thinks the right way would be? Never buying players like Liverpool, Arsenal , United and City ?

Arsenal supporter , it's all they have

Pencilled in for a return February 2045

They'll do it because it's us not because of what he did . It's so pitifully transparent . We should tell our English players they can't play for England until the head of the FA stands down .

Yes, has to be eight years I reckon .