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Chim Chimney! Horrible fans! Always have been! All the same ilk

Enzo showed his quality last season when he came in but, was in a no-win situation and was being asked to do too much. This season he also shows his quality in every game. When he gets the ball he has that quality to see things happening in front of him that only the top players see. I don't get why you hate him so much? It's true the team hasn't gelled this season but, there are numbers of factors to that. I'm of the belief that the central defence hasn't supported the midfield like it should do. Enzo is not a problem - he is the sort of player that would be snapped up by Pep and Arteta and have him being the top performer week-in week-out. A midfield of Caciedo, Enzo, Gallagher, Lavia and Chuck is good enough to compete with anyone. It's other area's, tactics and leadership that we're lacking.

Cucurella man of the match. I don't know why but, I like Jackson. He has a great attitude and keeps going. With all the stick he gets it doesn't seem to faze him. It was a good first half and held steady when up against it in the second. Great atmosphere - my head hurts today!

We hate Tottenham

I immediately said it won't be given. It is one that they could swing either way if they wanted too. It looked like a foul to me but, the Villa player didn't even react

Cucurella, Caciedo, Enzo and Jackson all playing well. Not bad considering the terrible start. The main issue that needs fixing is CB. If we fix that then we're a different prospect

The subs were just wrong. Inside the stadium it felt like we had the upper hand. The subs immediately changed it and everyone knew that.

We deserved the win. Poch subs turned the game when we were on top. Mate said that Gusto was injured but, that was the turning point. No voice for the next few days as gain. Their fans were dogshite

Fair play. Can't remember what was played after Porto win. I will think of it as ours from now on 😉 Three little birds goes way back. I remember it being played in the ground when I was a kid and we've been singing it in the shed for a decade or so. Came into its own during the fat Spanish waiter season

I'm lower. We're the middle we're the middle..

A very shortened down version. Before will Griggs on fire.. Same as short version of liquidator etc before the game. The kiss cam etc.. Must just be me getting old and not liking change

Just play madness like we have been doing for the past decade. Proven winner. Not this dance stuff - don't get me wrong I like it - just not at footy

Only negative is the shit music they now blast out at the end of the game

He stumbled with the ball all the way to the goal

Yep, I'll give him that one 🙂 The foul by rice in their lead up to the goal and the handball penalty though (and all the other little ones) not so much!

Ref has bottled it with no Bayern fans

Poch has dodged a few bullets so far just at the right times.. Utd was a perfect example. If the match had ended 2 mins earlier everyone would've said we'd have been beaten fairly and squarely! What really gets me is the in-game changes every single game! There are groans of "WTF is he doing" all around where I sit. It's as if he is trying to send a message to the board that these are our only options . When he brings Gilchrist on when we are chasing the game you know things are over! Gilchrist wouldn't be tearing up the championship yet he is expected to be our saviour off the bench. Playing players out of position - why? What is the explanation? His Job should be to coach the players so they know exactly what their role is. Look at what Pep does - he takes any player and the team plays the same football at the same level. The reason is because he has told that player exactly what they need to do and what he expects from them - that's called coaching.

Can we get him back for 20% discount? 😉

On the way back from the Munich game tonight(on business), started we've got super Tommy tuchel, neuer at the back harry in attack on the way back on the packed train! They loved it! Visited our 2012 seats too! Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea

I just got back. Enzo is ducked, looked in a worse state than me on my Wednesday 5 aside. The anger is real , not just the play but, the shit that surrounds these American clowns who want to replicate the super bowl - they don't get it Everything about us is embarrassing at the moment! It hurts the ways club is being run! I fell victim of the f off chant -something I never do but was so angry. Literally have no voice after 3 games in a week, I've put in more of a shift than the lot of hem!

It was our fans - in the thousands! About the only thing they did make noise about

On the train back. Sat in the Matthew Harding, atmosphere was shocking. Full of tourists. Embarrassing performance all round. Booing Sterling off = not cool despite what you think of him

I fly to Dublin in the morning. No voice, risking my career again.. If only our manager was on the same wavelength! We should've won. Maggie Thatcher, she's not dead, she's the leader of the shed. Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea

I would agree that we overpaid for Enzo and Caciedo but, I would argue that they're both top players. Especially impressed with Caciedo. He's not everyone's cup of tea because he does the boring stuff like Mikel, makaelle and Kante used to do. The way he wins the ball when he has a 30% chance is unbelievable. Enzo on the other hand has the vision to play people in but, at the moment isn't being given that freedom. I think he should be pushing towards a fabregas type player but, at the moment is being asked to be more Jorginho-esq! Fofana was a mistake given the previous injury. We bought Mudryk to get one over arsenal, Lukaku was the biggest mistake ever and I think only the young generation who couldn't remember him first time round wanted him.. for cucurella, I think he is a decent enough player and could play a part. His hair doesn't help because when things are going badly he stands out like a sore thumb and looks like a clown.

On a different note the ref was good today! Liverpool fan?