johnnybozo

He might wake up as a footballer instead of a 100m runner so you've got to look at the silver lining

Good performance only "marred" by our resident sprinter going off with a boo boo... Oh wait. Might have the Enzo effect and push us to new heights 😂

"Performs". Isn't he one of the most dispossessed/intercepted players in the PL? Feed Chris Sutton millions of chances and he'll score a few too in Blue

Eidur was a technical genius and one of a kind. Jackson is just a 45 year old poor man's Eto'o

He's got the first touch and turning circle of an HGV. He could get 30 in a season. Still just an African Jeffers

He can score 30 a season. Pigeon Boy will never be Chels

pathetic

Why take off Madueke when Jackson has the first touch of a giraffe I have no idea

See we play really nice fluid football then when we're on a break decide to stand still and do dumb tiki taka short passes before losing it. Hate that football and no idea what the modern fetish is for maintaining possession for possession's sake.

Badiashille... ooft. Gonna be leaky at the back today

We've probably been just as bad diddling the books so let's not throw stones when our house is made of glass 😂

A pathetic return

Strange that every time we put Gallagher and Caicedo together we look solid. Take note Poch... The luxury midfielder who has the turning circle of an HGV in mud Enzo ruins the balance of the team.

Maupay is our level now. Better get used to it because world class players aren't gonna sign for us in the next decade.

Should sign Neil Maupay in the summer. Would be an upgrade on our forward line from Calamity "Offside" Jackson and cost a pittance.

I'm actually warming to the side a bit. Now I've finally got in to the mindset we've probably got 3 years of mediocrity I can appreciate the all out style football. Just need a new backline, a striker, a good DM and a replacement for Sterling and Mudryk and we can get Europa or CL quals in two years.

Yep. We had a winning formula. Then gesture politics ruined it and we're now run by clowns. Lost Marina, Cech, Roman obviously and a host of other genuinely amazing upper management level talent.

Bielsa or Mourinho are the only two I can see who can get anything out of these wastes of skin we call players. Or Simeone but he won't come to a mid-relegation table club lol

Turning this shit off now. All of them need to be sold apart from Palmer, Gusto, Gilchrist, Colwill and Nkunku

Rat move from Havertz to celebrate after we made him

Gilchrist...

Sort of is his fault as he's our only recognised striker. We don't need a link up forward, we need someone who doesn't bottle it every basic chance they get. Don't know what your fetish is for him but he's dogshit.

This loss is on Calamity Jackson. Should have had 3 easy goals

I'll fetch you your reading glasses it seems you're not seeing the useless sack of shit I'm seeing.

People still think Jackson isn't a complete, total, utter, useless waste of a shirt?! 🤣