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Matchday prediction  

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  1. 1. What will the result be?

    • Chelsea win
      16
    • Draw
      6
    • Brighton win
      10


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1 hour ago, Box of Tricks said:

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They get as much enjoyment watching us fail as they do from them succeeding. I wouldn't even be surprised if some of the seagulls had learnt how to say Chelsh*t.

I really enjoyed 2 years there.  Wouldn't want to be there now.  
I'm sure the seagulls are scousers, biscuit thieving terrors
 

1 hour ago, Box of Tricks said:

If we come away from this without a win, and worse, put on a poor showing, then we really have to ask questions of Pochettino and how the club is being run as a whole. 

You need another game to think about that?

 

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4 CBs starting (I know we have no other choice) is a worry.

No Palmer is a worry, but Mudryk was starting to look good before injury took him out the side and he seems to struggle from the bench.

I don’t expect a win, I barely expect a goal. But yet, for some reason, I’ll still watch. 

The bench is, erm, interesting.

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6 minutes ago, My Blood Is Blue said:

4 CBs starting (I know we have no other choice) is a worry.

No Palmer is a worry, but Mudryk was starting to look good before injury took him out the side and he seems to struggle from the bench.

I don’t expect a win, I barely expect a goal. But yet, for some reason, I’ll still watch. 

The bench is, erm, interesting.

Understatement. Mitoma will be licking his lips. 

As for having no choice, Maatsen could have started at LB, but for some bizarre reason Poch sees Colwill as a LB and - on the rare occasions he uses him - doesn't see Maatsen as a defender.

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6 minutes ago, Backbiter said:

Understatement. Mitoma will be licking his lips. 

As for having no choice, Maatsen could have started at LB, but for some bizarre reason Poch sees Colwill as a LB and - on the rare occasions he uses him - doesn't see Maatsen as a defender.

Mitoma isn't playing. 

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Apparently half of the bar staff was sacked by Boehly hours before kick off, so there have been concerns about massive queues at the Bridge today?!?! 

Not to worry - we’ve got a squad full of talented young bottle merchants and a bottle job manager named Mauricio Bottledvino (real name Potterchino).

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1 minute ago, thevelourfog said:

From the bench.

omg - you mean they have better starters than Mitoma?

2 18 yos and 2 19 yos in that team.  Two of them bought this year.
Hugely embarrassing for Uncle Tom Coboehly n all if it turns out they have used the money for Caicedo to buy  teenagers better than our £100m 21 yos.

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1 minute ago, Dwmh said:

omg - you mean they have better starters than Mitoma?

2 18 yos and 2 19 yos in that team.  Two of them bought this year.
Hugely embarrassing for Uncle Tom Coboehly n all if it turns out they have used the money for Caicedo to buy  teenagers better than our £100m 21 yos.

My assumption  was Mitoma started on Thursday but I fully expect they recruited better than us 

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1 minute ago, Dwmh said:

omg - you mean they have better starters than Mitoma?

2 18 yos and 2 19 yos in that team.  Two of them bought this year.
Hugely embarrassing for Uncle Tom Coboehly n all if it turns out they have used the money for Caicedo to buy  teenagers better than our £100m 21 yos.

Turns out Mr Boehly was so named because his father Todderick Booly’s teams were booed off, his father Tad Booly’s teams were booed off, and back through the generations.

Mr Boehly tried a rebrand but his teams also keep getting booed off. Boo Hoo.

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All jokes aside, here's four players we could do with a great performance from - we haven't seen one in a while:

  • Caicedo - Shite Deco
  • Enzo Fernandez - Benzos for Nan Drugs
  • Mudryk - Dud Dick
  • Jackson - Jacks OnlyFans

Sterling and Gallagher consistent good lads. Come on boys - we can win this!!!!

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